Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
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I’m territorial. What’s mine is mine & quite frankly I’ll smack the shit outta anyone who I feel is tryna get in my way.
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Holy fuxki shit
i cant stop watching this. i cant stop laughing.
I want that slow sex. Where we’re in bed and I’m half asleep and you kiss my neck and back and you slide off my clothes slowly, waking me up with your lips on mine…….
This is literally the best part of the entire video.
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